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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I've really grown to dislike how most of the people approach s5 Jon (and Martin) time travels back to season one AUs. Because it can be sum up as "no one likes season one Jon, he's so stuck up and grumpy and repressed opposed to future Jon who is much more chill and more fun".

Because I don't think Sasha or Tim disliked s1 Jon? All their conversations seemed always quite friendly and relaxed? They throw him a birthday party. And Jon liked them and thought highly of them as well he asked for them to be transfered to Archives. He understandably disliked only Martin for lack of skills he should have had but did not.

All the negative feeling Sasha and Tim had against him came literally from them thinking Sasha should have been given the position of Head Archivist but that's it. They were even not so much annoyed with Jon but with Elias here honestly.

I would like to see some take when they are all weirded out by s5 Jon. I want season one archival crew bond over how they think s5 Jon is secretive and says ominous stuff all the time (And if s5 Martin is present as well I want them to be annoyed with his bitchy attitude.) Because s5 Jon and Martin could not anymore see the world through lenses on normal human and they would be all "We know what is best for you" while s1 crew would be more "No you don't. Not if you refuse to give us proper explanation. Stop acting like you know better, stop acting as we cannot take care of ourselves."

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i know that every statement in tma was canonically real just because it would be kinda shitty storytelling if it wasnt, but oh my GOD i wish we got to hear jon tearing an actually false statement to shreds. especially if it was a live statement. imagine youre some dumb frat kid and you go give a statement to the spooky research facility about Dick Butts or whatever and this tiny little man with a stare that could curdle milk who looks like he maybe died sometime last week just fucking yells at you for 90 minutes about proper story structure and pacing, and if you were going to waste his time you could’ve at least been original or creative and he wanders away still ranting like “i put the clown apocalypse on hold for THIS”

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Ok no, but if this is post-clown-apocalypse, then we’re talking full on fear-eating avatar Jon. He knows the statement is fake literally a few words in, but he sits there impassively staring, without comment, at the poor dumbass who thought this was a funny idea. The guy is getting more and more unnerved, finally stuttering through the last of his very well-prepared story, expecting questions, denial, rebuttal, or even a snide request to leave the premises and stop wasting this man’s time.

Instead, he gets Jon steepling his fingers and sighing deeply, pushing his glasses up and pinching his nose like he’s barely holding back the mother of all migraines.

“Everything you’ve just told me is bollocks,” he says. The guy opens his mouth but Jon cuts him off. “Do you want to know how I know this?”

He doesn’t get to ask, actually. Because Jon leans over the table like a feral animal, fingers curled on the wood, face scarred and haggard with the eyes of a man who is a thread from true madness and behind it…..behind it is this vast looming seething pool of something unfathomably terrifying to the bone, barely held back.

“Because I’m still hungry.”

He puts his head in his hands and just. Starts laughing. The guy books it. He can still hear The Archivist’s broken laughter from down the corridor. He hears it in his dreams that night.

He came to give a statement, and he got one.

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Imagine:

“DID YOU PUT A DOOR IN THERE HELEN?”

(Along with all the lost and never found items the Distortion has been collecting over years)

“Helen. No. HELEN.”

Martin has to constantly stop Jon from going beast mode. Though they don’t need sleep any more, both of them feel like living with constant mental fatigue that resulted from chronic insomnia.

“Do they still sell Benadryl in store?” -Martin

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